A large strange bump on your body
Fred: oh shit you might have a maisie Jane
Joe: there is a large strange bump on my body
a person who is intellectually perfect, has perfect grades, and an 100%-assured admission to Harvard University, Boston, Ma. Golden child, doesn’t do drugs, nicer than a wild flower.
Eric: “hey did you hear that Jane Smith girl turned down that party last weekend?”
Bobby: “yeah, she is so jane smith. she stayed in to study for her latin test bruh.”
Eric: “Wild.”
Shikesha: “tell that hoe to come vape in the stall”
Barone: “nah, she a jane smith. she would rather swim 20 laps than to hurt her lungs.”
Jane lobell is a woman who on the 15th of January 2019 got hit by a lorry on the m6 after she upset David Bowie, she is also the leader, along side issabelle baron of a cult also known as the galgate walking club.
e - god I wish I got hit by a lorry on the m6 on the 15th January 2019.
simon - just like jane lobell!
Jane is a common a common woman that you will often find on the checkouts in any common UK supermarket. She sits on her till all day often complaining and waiting for her tea break. She usually spends the majority of her shift laying down the rules to senseless customers and providing an incredible quality of small talk to customers.
Colleague 1: 'Oh my the line for the checkouts is getting really long, I think we need some help'
Colleague 2: 'Don't worry, we'll get Jane on Till shell get this queue gone in no time!'
Jane: 'You alright hun, need a bag?'
is it 3am?? are you feeling quite imposterish??? then chances areee that youve taken a hefty sip of the jane bales potion, yes siree !
oh my god i took the fattest sip of the jane bales potion at 3am last night brother
Means you faked your orgasm. It comes from when Jane the Virgin was having sex with Michael for the first time and she faked her orgasm.
Guy 1: Last night a pulled a Jane
Guy 2: you faked your orgasm?!?!?
Guy 1: yeah