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A delicious shot, usually served after closing time. When cleaning up the bar, the contents of the rubber bar mat are poured into a shot glass (or glasses) and drunk in one gulp.
The alcoholic version of a graveyard.
Ah, you're out of money but if you have another shot you'll pass out and shut the f**k up? How about a jersey turnpike?
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The only people who say "I'm going to the shore" are SHOOBIES! If you live anywhere near the beach in New Jersey you call it the beach.
Man 1 - "Yo dude wanna go to the Jersey shore today"
Man 2 - " Fuck you go back to philly you shoobie"
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A festering shit-hole located on the east coast. It's main dump is next to a major highway and brings forth a state-wide stench only comparable to the brotworst eating inhabitants' wet morning beer farts. It breeds some of the most worthless sub-human mutants on earth and is considered to be the unwashed crotch of the US. A place where the very word itself makes oneself puke in his soup, and gives children nightmares of disease infested, flea ridden prostitutes that overcharge.
"For crimes commited against humanity including 27 counts of rape, 90 counts of murder, 32 acts of piracy, and other crimes against humanity, I setence you for life imprisonment... In New Jersey"!
"KILL ME NOW! The punishment is more than i can bare i dont deserve this"!
".... You know he really didn't do enough to deserve that after all".
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very skilled at driving a car; know what stop means
Jersey drivers get beeped at in Philadelphia for stopping at the stop signs.
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1. A role of coins wrapped in electrical tape and used as a combat apparatus. This weapon is commonly found in New Jersey, hence its name.
2. A term used to define northern New Jersey or the New Jersey shore.
1. I didn't have my brass knuckles so I resorted to the dirty jersey.
2. We accidentally crossed the George Washington Bridge and ended up in dirty jersey.
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The best fuckin' place ever.
Okay, first of all, stop with your little shit talking about new jersey. We don't say "joisey" we dont smell and we are conceded because we know were fuckin better then you.
This is the true things you say bout us...
We have an accent, its better than yours.
We are the most educated, but we have bad grammer. Oh well.
We do love bagles and pizza.
We say "cawfee" and "tawk" and that type of shit.
As you can tell we do curse a lot.(fuck mostly)
The untrue shit you bitches say...
We dont smell.
For the last fuckin time we dont say "joisey" or what ever the hell that is.
We know how to drive...
you dont though.
When we see out of state lisencs plates we porpousley drive "crazy" so you will talk shit and we feel better.
Cuz we dont care.
We have the best music scene. We have the most emo and scene kids... and they have the best taste in music.
Some of the most famous people live(d) here...
Bon Jovi, Queen Latifa, My Chemical Romance, Jay and Silent Bob, Jay Leno(this list could go on)
If you live in Jersey, Youll probley never leave.
If you live in south jersey, you say your from "SOUTH Jersey" same for north and central.
You also hate the people from the "other side"
Im a jersey girl... i may be a slut but im not fuckin trash!!
Keep talkin your shit cuz we all love it.
"I'm from New Jersey.
I understand that tomorrow means a couple days
When I ask for a regular coffee, it automatically comes with milk and sugar
There's more strip clubs than gas stations
We dont JOG in the park,we SMOKE there
a "hot minute" means a long time
I sure as hell don't pump my own gas.
You always know WHERE THE WEED AT!
There's always a liquor store that doesn't I.D
If we like you.. we share.. if not, then fuck you!
18 to party and 21 to drink really means bring extra money for the bouncer.
I know what real pizza tastes like & probably hate the pizza from your favorite pizza place.
Everyone knows at least one girl who's a stripper
All good mornings begin with a bagel, all good nights end at a diner and of coarse all good parties end with a fight.
It's pork roll, not taylor ham or canadian bacon.
I go down to the shore not the beach
Jersey girls are the best girls,just stay on their good side
I can spend countless hours on the boardwalk doing absolutely nothing...and still have fun
My second and third homes are the malls and wawa/7 11/welsh farms/sunrise parking lots
I may say some words with an accent, but at least I don't say "ya'll"
I judge people by what exit they are off the turnpike or the parkway.
I know 65mph really means 80.
My road rage is outta control, so don't piss me off
When I cut someone off, you get the horn and the finger
Its pronounced NORK not Newark thats just gay
It's TRENTIN not Trenton
It's CAMDEM not Camden
When somebody tries to mimic a jersey accent i wanna take a bat to their head.hahhah
I know of a place or been in a scene of the Sopranos
North Jersey goes to Seaside.. Central Jersey goes to Belmar.. and South Jersey goes to Wildwood. duh.
I know what the exact definition of a "Benny" is.
Only place you dont have to use the "New" part and people will still know where you
are talking about. i.e. "Hampshire" wouldn't work, ya gotta say "New Hampshire" but
sayin just "Jersey" everyone knows.
The only state to have farms, beaches, cities, vacation resorts, mountains, and they are never any more than a 4 hour drive. Oh, and NYC and Philly are extremely close as well.
We have our own (invisible) border....there's South Jersey & North Jersey..if you're from either you can't stand the folks from the 'other' and you make it clear to say "I'M FROM (SOUTH/NORTH) JERSEY!"
To us the 'g' at the end of a word is silent..you know, what it ain't even there...I'm talkin' about takin' the 'g' outta our words...know what I'm sayin'?. If you don't there's no need for me to be talkin' to you anymore..go back to your own state!
I'm from New Jersey and I love it cause we do it the fucking best."
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When fucking a girl, you pull out, take a quick turn and stick it in her ass.
She wouldnt let me put it in her ass, so i had to take the Jersey Turnpike
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