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Jon-Athon

The practice of an employee achieving nothing for long periods of time due to a terrible work ethic, whilst lying profusely to cover up one’s shortcomings, and generally bringing standards down in every regard.

I think the new air con “manager” has been on a Jon-athon since he arrived… I have no idea what he does other than turn up late, leave early and shirk his responsibilities.

by Renewables July 5, 2022


Monkey Jon

Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.

Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.

by NateDog23 March 20, 2021


jon noll

there are not enough words to describe this man, so i’ll just pick 2 descriptors.
1. NBA basketball player

2. PGA golfer

jon noll: the man, the myth, the legend

by animeslayer593 October 13, 2023


jon noll

there are not enough words to describe this man, so i’ll just pick 2 descriptors.
1. NBA basketball player

2. PGA golfer

jon noll: the man, the myth, the legend

by animeslayer593 October 13, 2023


jon cass

Jon Cass

Jon Cass? Jon Cass!

by The Griggman November 23, 2021


Tavak/Jon Ponds

The worst human being you have ever come across, they shower in cooking oil, they beg for helper, and cry when you give nix console access on infinity earth.

I do not want to talk to tavak/jon ponds, they are so annoying!

by Solus_OS January 23, 2022


Jon Wood

Slang for a "moron"

"Dont be a Jon Wood, bro"

by JustActualReality January 9, 2018