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A piknq kink is an unnormal enjoyment of Bulgarian trains. To see if you have a piknq kink, one must look at a picture of a Bulgarian train and see if they cry years after looking at it.
"I heard Choo has a piknq kink?"
"Oh yeah, she hasn't stopped crying since she looked at that Bulgarian train!"
"Poor kid."
Someone who likes jerking off/ masturbating to armpits. Usually hairy armpits.
Bro I think I have an armpit kink!
Same bro!
A forgotten ritual that has been passed down by generations of incompetent retards. The ritual begins by pressing ones left cheek firmly against any mammal and then pulling the right cheek back far enough that if you let go you will clap the mammal into another reality. If the ritual was successfully completed, you'll gain a Holy packet of 2-minute noodles.
Thy must "China Kink" to remain in existence
Johan he is kinky and a crunch bar
Johan: I'm very kinky and also a crunch bar and a kink bar
A slang phrase used to indicate no judgement of one’s sexual proclivities or preference. It is often used at the end of a sentence.
Sean: “I happen to enjoy wearing women’s clothing”
Camille: “That’s cool babe, no kink!”
To sexually like being dragged around, either by belt, rope, and get aroused from this action.
Person one: Oh my god, my bf has a drag kink!
Person two: Is'nt he really light? You can satisfy him easily.
Person one: That's true i guess.
a kink where you romantically/sexually find it nice to take care of your boyfriend. nurturing and disciplining him like he’s your own son. most people who have this find attraction to younger guys.
guy: dude my gf keeps treating me like her son.
guy2: yeah…she definitely has a Son Kink