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relatively usefull comback to anything that is thrown at you. Usually used by people who are dumb and have trouble staying on the toilet.
Harry: Your a fucking wanker Terry!
Terry: So'z your mum
Harry: My mum is dead Terry
Terry: So'z your mum, aww look i fell off the toilet
don’t worry i didn’t listen either
i’ll marshmallow your mum, dan
i’m sure that’s a disgusting sex act
don’t look that up on urban dictionary
A phrase used to put pressure on the person who is about to focus or carry out an important action, in 90% of cases resulting in the person performing an epic fail.
The term is so useful as there is not a single person on the planet that will not get intimidated by a mother's look of disapproval and even a thought about your mother watching you fail makes you nervous as hell, so you will almost certainly cock up whatever important thing you are doing.
Jack: *tries to take a penalty shot*
Troll: Your mum's watching!
Jack: *feels nervous and pressurised, then realises that mum is not really watching* Fuck Yeah.
*still misses penalty*
Troll: LOOOL
the response 4 yr old fuckhards on xbox live send you
me: 360 noscopes kids
4yr old fuckhard: ur maum gae
honestly, it means what you want it to mean
James: Ur mom gay
Ryan: Ur dad lesbian
James: Ur sister a mister
Ryan: Ur brother a mother
James: Ur granny tranny
Ryan: Ur grandpap a trap
James: Ur family tree LGBT
Ryan: Ur ancestors incestors
James: Ur mum quad
every thing is yours, jesus bows before you, you rule all of everything
Like the insult yo mamma but much more funnier. Leaving people gobsmacked
Person: what you been up to today
Friend: your mum in a wetsuit
Every dabs continuously
the most insulting insult ever known to man
person1: hey look where your going
person2: ur mum gai
person1: immediately dies