Add me to your calendar with a soft maybe.
Means that you make plans to chizillax wit me but that shiz aint fo sho.
Implies flexibility of plans.
This comes from a time when calendars were a written thing - you could schedule it in pen meaning you cant change it, cast it in stone meaning 100% its on, or be wishy washy and pencil it in so you could erase and change it if need be.
can be used as n expression of flexibility:
Tom: Want to smoke a blunt with me Saturday night?
Dick: I’ll be home after work
Tom: pencil me in for seven.
Dick FO SHO, U gonna SMD?
Tom: Nah
Pencil me in for 7 o’clock I may be a little bit late
its when you are rubbing your flaccid dick on people
The was a dude slim penciling on the dance floor.
The act of licking a pencil than putting the pencil through each one of your toes individually and having a koala sniffing the eraser
“Yo get the koala we got to do some foot pencil”
A pencil eraser, named for being red and hard on the top of the pencil
Jake didn't like how the pencil stiffy would leave great black marks on the page when he tried to erase stuff.
The retard/s in school who’s occupation are munching or gnawing on pencils (usually the erasers), leaving an almost unusable finished product
Person 1: Hey *person 2*, can I get a pencil
Person 2: No, ask *Retard 1*
Person 1: Fuck no, I don’t want that pencil munchers chew toy.
when you grab monkey shit off the ground, and use it to draw.
I grabbed my Brazilian Pencil.