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A ne'er do well, a benefit cheat who drinks and bets all day
Look, there goes Pig Willie, off to the bookies again
because the scientific name for a pig is “sus” when someone is acting sus you say they’re “sus no pig” similar to when people say “fax no printer”
bro my mom just died
bruh that’s sus no pig
Bacon. A much beloved food. Goes well with everything.
"What's for dinner?" "Pig candy sandwiches." "Yippee!, can I have mine on white bread with mayo?"
a legendary creature that has shaggy, dark purple fur, and lots of razor sharp teeth. it looks like a boar, but has long, strong legs, and can run very fast. it is four times larger than an average pig. it hunts by night and eats by day. they can easily break into your house and slash your throat in your sleep. being attacked by a night pig is worse than a huberbluh.
oh my gosh, its a night pig!!! everybody ge-
*the night pig kills everyone in sight, brings them back to its den, and eats them one by one.*
Going balls deep into a shank while eating sandwiches and playing the music of beck on cassette tapes and clips of Bill Clinton on VHS simultaneously.
I can't get the image of Monica Lewinsky outta my head after teacup pigging Aubry last night.
I got into teacup pigging to combine all my loves of music, history, sandwiches and sex.
Officer, somewhat, often riding around on an electric scooter/ golf cart/ Segway, handing out tickets for no good reason. Also called a meter maid or a dick.
"Oh man, that scooter pig is ticketing my car"