Random
Source Code
Random
a 12 year old girl on google+ who is an ambivert that loves her boyfriend, hamilton, steven universe, heathers, harry potter, drawing, and animal jam. shes in an uncomfortable situation where shes hiding her depressin feelings from the internet but those feelings get stronger so she has to pretend shes haply but shes a mess. shes also very shy and doesnt like talking to new people, but doesnt like feeling so isolated and alone from her friends. but shh, lets not be edgy
storm the pug is a sensitive shy pug,be patient with her, she'll become her weird ass self once she'll know you more
The 28th of July of every year since 2004
A day when it is customary to jerk off to storm star
Civilian : Hey did you hear that Storm star appreciation day is coming up?
Victim: oh no, I’ve already beat my meat to him yesterday!
An antiquated Cockney expression for an erection, generally utilized by sailors and dockworkers.
Lordy, the Lassie was giving me quite the Storm Rising with the low cut blouse!
a hoe often found in the bed with boys
storm hawkins found in bed with bffs boyfriend
The act of your significant other taking a handful of laxatives, whilst shoving a half a bag of sand up their arse. Then, while you lay down, they squat over you and once the laxatives kick in they spray the sandy poop all over your face.
It was so hard to wash my sheets I had to throw them away because I gave Shaniqua a sahara sand storm last night
Verb. that process of flushing semen down the drain after masturbating in the shower.
i fired off some "storm drain babies" while i was taking a shower last night.
Texting from a blackberry storm that make no sense because Blackberry Storm are so hard to type on.
"Hey Brian, are you going to the game tonight?"
"Zoo."
"What?!"
"Sorry, it's the damn storm talk."
"Hey Brian, what time is the movie?"
"Sevub."
"Brian! Quit with the fucking storm talk!"