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1) Wank for 10minutes
2) Get Drunk
3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife
5) Repeat This over and over again
i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks
LiKE A bUrNiNg sUnSeT dOO dOo dOO dOooo dO
BKH DSKBJJCDWLHIBVQREKBHJRCHEUOIHCUIROWKIHU
TORTURED DANCED BITCH
narancia: laughs at a dude that's being tortured then does sick dance
Mista: confused then joins in
Them: dances epically
Fugo:.......
Also fugo: BRO LEMME JOIN IN
The homies: you reposted in the wrong gang
Lil foo tryna scrap not know in where they steppin nd get merked
Whatcha want cuddie? U stepped in the wrong hood dawg this aint fa u!
This is when you are trying to be hectic doing the Bondi Run, but realised your mate is actually the Bondi King now and you can't keep up, so after taking 2 minutes to make up and excuse with awkward silence, you use the excuse "I was in the wrong gear"
Oh that's right, I was in the wrong gear.
Subgenre of the martial arts movie.
Kung-fu movies were extremely popular in the '70's. After their waning success, filmmakers used increasingly outrageous tactics in order to further exploit the genre including, but not limited to, adding vampires, limbless fighters, sex and gore.
I'm watching 'The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires'. It's a wrong-fu movie in which a couple of martial arts masters fight Dracula.
A classic misdirection, and the funniest joke ever made.
Vermaine: "Hey guys, I got 100% on that test..."
Everyone else: "ok"
Vermaine:"... 100% wrong!"
Everyone else: *dies of laughter*
When you say something that is so bad that it will make you completely disgusting to the opposite sex forever
Boy: you know, I don't even care we're not together. I'm going back with your mom so she can suck my dick like your grandma did last night!
Girl: Well you're an immature asshole. I'm going to go tell everyone what you said. Believe me boy, you just made a Hadi Wrong.