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When you make fun of your friend but don't wanna get personal
Shut your land turtle ass up
Leo land is the home of all leolandians where queen Leo lives with Sophie the cat the protector of Leo land
We wanted to visit Leo land but we can't speak leo-landish
One who viciously pursues female prey without fail at any cost.
Fred is the biggest Land Shark I've ever known, look at that tramp he's leaving with!
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The ugly thin girl always found with a group of hotties. If the land mine doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else.
Dude, can you get rid of the land mine, I just want to hook up with my girl.
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when your poo slides down the back of you toilet bowl, leaving a sticky shit smear that wont budge even with several flushes.
also known as bowl art or scat redecoration
mark theres a fucking great land slide in the toilet winking at me, when i smelt it i nearley bulked up my dinner. go and scrub it, you dirty minging bastard
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When a guy is at a party and is surrounded/trapped in with a group of women of whom he has no attraction to, nor finds their conversations interesting or relevant to him in any way.
Guy 1: Dude, lets head for a smoke on the deck, I'm stuck in no-man's-land here.
Guy 2:Yeah, I fell sorry for you man. BBW and psycho ex girlfriends never make for good company.
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Hey dude let's go to the Land of the Free, totally not Canada.
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