I'm just saying

This is a phrase often used when a person is being accused of something or is said to offend someone unknowingly, while stating something.

Sarah: "Your shirt is Purple"
Lyndsay: "No it isn't"
Sarah: "It is Isn't it Alex?"
Alex nods.
Lydsay(frustrated): "Whatever it's not a big deal."
Sarah: "I'm just saying"

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Covid Simon Says

The act of making different rules in each state of the United States to prevent the spread of Covid-19. Makers of these rules (state governors, mainly) often do no abide by the same rules the force upon everyone else.

Maine's Governor just did another Covid Simon Says. She made a rule that requires everyone to eat in restaurants wearing a mask at all times.

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what are you saying

when an asshole fucks around, you give him the what the fuck are you saying line

(asshole fucks around)

sick guyyy: what are you saying asshole

(asshole continues to fuck around)

sick guyyy 2:seriously what the fuck are you sayingg guyy

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The Pope says hello

Used to express criticism or disregard, aimed at the ultra-religious (see bible thumper) more specifically at extreme views from obscure Protestant sects. Usually said with compassion but can also be derogatory. See piss off

Them: We dont need to care for the world, Jesus will save us before anything bad happens

You: Science shows the way we have been living is unsustainable and we need to change that to survive. Even your own Holy Book tells you take care of the planet, so I'm just gunna assume you lost a few screws in your head. Please get some help. Oh and BTW the Pope says hello.

You Were Saying

When a person is either instantly proven wrong, or is exposed for hypocrisy, you can expect someone to say this to them.

"Hey, there's an old lady getting mugged. Let's go help her."

"Are you kidding me? She doesn't need help."

"No way is a grandma gonna fend off a robber! There's an unfair age gap!"

*WHACK*
"...You were saying?"

chatrapati sai sreenivas

This gotta be the sexiest name ever. Anyone with this name is automatically the hottest dude in a 10 mile radius. His schlong is as long as the diamter of saturns' ring and is coupled by his huge, soft, squishy, moist brain capable of thinking up anything ever(asides from how to love, it's his only fault). He hates majorities and capitalism but is a commie broseph when you start talking about the economy. He's still valid cuz he's talking European communism, not that western bs.

I wish my dick was chatrapati sai sreenivas level, that dude is virtually perfect.

safe 2 say

A government sponsored website in PA that lets pussys anonymously report anything to their school. This includes but is not limited to house parties, drugs/alc, and cheating.

Mike: Yeah, the house party got reported on Safe 2 Say.

Kyle: Fucking pussy! Who the fuck would snitch?!