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i think i like this little life

suicide

i think i like this little life this morning when Ethan burnt my sosig

by 1582693704 March 16, 2024


boomer thinking

Irrational and out-dated thoughts that are proffered by aging people of the Baby Boomer generation.

Boomer thinking is prevalent of aging boomers who should just retire but don't for fear of losing their work-centric identity.

Boomer: I do not believe in working from home or ever taking vacation.

Millenial: OK Boomer... that's obsolete Boomer thinking. Just retire.

by Barnacles have large penises August 19, 2023


Brute Force Thinking

Thinking out loud until the thoughts make sense. Usually used as a way of flagging potentially unintelligible thought trains in a brainstorming session.

Abbreviation: BFT

A: Yo, you're not making any sense at all!
B: Sorry, I'm just Brute Force Thinking right now...

by danstaaar March 24, 2022


Think Outside the Building

To be fired.

I've read your board presentation, Walter. Yes, "duck butter" certainly does represent a refreshing departure from standard accounting terminology. But alas, I'm afraid I'll need you to think outside the building. By the way, are we really selling that many hot pockets in Alabama?

by Lord Stentor November 27, 2011


It doesn't matter what other people think

All that matters is what I think. So, I'm going to get people think what I think and then... By making shit up. I spoke to the creature!

Hym " It doesn't matter what other people think' is probably the most solipsistic thought you can have. I need a theory name for my solipsism thing... OH! Religious blight theory. That'll be what it's called. Until they think you're a pedophile. Until they think they can get away with robbing you. Until they murder your kids. And then that will be the only then that matters."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2024


Think differently

"He needs to think differently"~Person who thinks their mind is better than yours. I'm glad I had this one primed. I've has this in the tabs for a week.

Hym "Trying to control what people think is far more morally repugnant than trying to control was they do. And the idea that I need to think differently is predicated on an a priori presupposition that you mind works better than mine. If your mood does not reflect your circumstance then you are delusional. It that 'This is fine' meme where everything is on fire. You don't give a shit about peoples mental health, you give a shit about denying yourself culpability. See, she's existing wrong and if only your thought were in her brain... Well then she'd be one of the true Scottsman! Golden and pure. Then you would cooperate. Then she could be allowed to exist qithin the confines of your solipsistic reality. This is you conflating the outcome of your life with the superiority of your ethos. Your ego can't take it. You can't NOT be the master of reality. You did reality right. And no one cam tell you otherwise."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2023


so you think you know

a riddle or rhyme that addresses who some1 likes

so you think you know:
well i guess u have gotten this far
You are pretty bizarre
all this for the answer to who i like?
I was afraid you might have gone on a hunger strike

so this is the last riddle or rhyme or clue
at least now u know the capital of peru
U have the first letter and with it a guess
congrats on your success

i am tired of all the rhymes
i feel i have done it too many times
so im done and im through
here is the last hint for u.

we share a favorite band: Flogging Molly

by Franz Helio March 21, 2007