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Alex Thomas

Alex Thomas is a bent who wanks over his teachers. He once asked his mate JP to “do it” and then then proceeded to finger his arsehole. He simps for girls and also has a severe case of knob cheese

Alex Thomas: “Lets do it...”

by user_heks7384783 June 20, 2020

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Thomas-Up

To do something incredibly stupid, repeatedly. Usually involves an action that is more harmful to yourself than others. Esp when involves lying.

I tried to help him out after his girlfriend kicked him out, but he thomas-upped and I had to bail him out of jail.

She was all over him, but he thomas'd it up and went home alone!

I invited him over for a drink, but he thomas'd me and I had to call the cops.

by weALLknow January 25, 2011


brystol thomas

A very simple and beautiful girl who will not believe it if you tell her so. She always try’s to have a smile and is so easy to love. She has eyes that make it very easy o stare at all day. She tries to be nice to everyone but will go off if necessary. She can be really sassy so watch out. But that doesn’t matter because you can love her anyway.

Brystol Thomas is the girl I want to spend the rest of my life with.

by secret 24 February 23, 2019


thomas michael

A boy from Fall River that says the n word even though they're purely caucasian. Someone called a Thomas Michael usually wears the same hoodie everyday, smells, and sounds congested 24/7. A Thomas Michael also has one black friend, so he doesn't know how to act.

"Dude it smells worse than Thomas Michael in here"

"You sound just like Thomas Michael when you're sick"

by WoozworldAddict January 15, 2020


Thomas Tai

He is a student in 1D in LSC. He is always told to sit properly by Br Jude.

Thomas Tai: (not sitting properly)
Br Jude: Sit properly!
Thomas Tai: (sits properly for a while)

FIVE MINUTES LATER

Thomas Tai: (not sitting properly again)
Br Jude: Sit properly!

by JohnMakFan the 3rd November 21, 2022

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Thomas Moment

The moment when you have a moment where you are slow to process simple information

“What color is a firetruck?” “Uhhhhh sorry, I just had a Thomas moment

by Thomaslover5572 March 22, 2022


thomas headon

has a nose ring

is swag

likes to vibe

he looks at girls in the car window

do you know thomas headon ??
yeah he’s so swag

by toemasheadon June 20, 2021