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Fast Communism

It's like Communism but implemented really fast.

A: Yeah, I'm a communist because we need less poor people.
B(fast communism): so how about next week?

by Fjldhmdundyj January 6, 2021


Fast Mattress

Getting laid as fast as possible.

If you want some fast mattress you gotta use Tinder.

by jSalty January 12, 2019


fast freezy

the abrupt ending of a conversation or action towards you

My computer pulled a fast freezy when it stopped working in the middle of my essay.

by mermaid2001 February 2, 2021


Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021


Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021


fast acting food

Any snack or meal that passes through you so fast (think "bad poopy"), that it is almost as if you hadn't even eaten.

Wow, that was some fast acting food ! I didn't even get out of the Chinese restaruant before it left my system.

Dudette, what was up with that chocolate cake at Carissa's last night? It was like, wicked fast acting food! I bet I didn't gain an ounce but I don't think I want any more anytime soon.

by Bad Momma September 15, 2011


Fast Food Syndrome

Fast Food Syndrome is thinking you know what you want to order at your favorite joint and all of a sudden Boom!! You don't know what to eat. Taking very long to make a decision to settle for the most lame value sandwich of all.

OH My GOSH!!! I forgot what I wanted to eat, UGH!! I must be having a bad case of Fast Food Syndrome.

by The_Bambino_88 January 9, 2019