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One of the funniest comedians of the 90's. Starred in many hilarious movies such as Tommy Boy, Almost Hero's, Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja and more. Due to depression because of being overweight Chris Farley dove into a downward cycle that unfortunately ended his life on December 18th 1997. Cause of death was overdose.
God bless Chris Farley and rest in peace. May he bring hilarity to Heaven.
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The comedic genius behind (and in front of) "On The Hour" "The Day Today" "Brass Eye" "Blue Jam" "Jam" "Jaaaaam" "My Wrongs 8245 - 8249 & 117" "Nathan Barley" among other things.
Known satirist, prankster and artist. He holds the record for the most complained about broadcast in British broadbasting history for his 2001 special of Brass Eye discussing the problem of paedophiles.
The Day Today:
"Those are the headlines. God, I wish they weren't."
Brass Eye:
"People say that alcohol's a drug. It's not a drug, it's a drink!"
Brass Eye Special:
"Why is it that we can no longer think of the British Isles, without the word paedoph in front of them?"
(Paedoph-isles)
Jam:
"When dancing, lost in techo trance, arms flailing, gawky Bez, then find you snagged on frowns, and slowly it dawns, you're jazzing to the bleep tone of a life support machine that marks the steady fading of your day old baby daughter. And when midnight sirens lead to blue flash road mash, stretchers, covered heads and slippy red macadam, and find you creeping 'neath the blankets, to snuggle close a mangle bird, hoping you soon too will be freezer drawed. Then welcome. Mmm, blue chemotherapy wig. Welcome. In Jam, Jam, Jam, Jam, Jaaaaam."
Nathan Barley:
"You should come, dollsnatch. It's gonna be total fucking Mexico."
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Chris Corner is an English musician,former of Sneaker Pimps,mostly known for his solo project,IAMX.
Have you heard of Chris Corner?
Duh!
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A gorgeous,immensely talented man who has the fierceness of Beyonce,the class of Julie Andrews and the work ethic of Meryl Streep! Also known to have the humor of Ellen Degeneres,the naturing hugs and wisdom of Oprah! And last but certaintly not least he embodies the magic ability of storytelling the 'Grimm Brothers'!
Chris Colfer is flawless, he hips lie when they swing to beat 'Single ladies'!
He has a never ending collection of Llamas and a badass cat named Brian!
I heard his books have been known to bring people of all ages joy all over the world.
They constantly are in the best sellers list and 'Good Reads' and the 'Newyork Times' praise them!
Did you know fans come from far and wide just to get a glimpse of this man?
He even acts as an inconic character Kurt Hummel on the Fox Tv show 'Glee'!
Many lives have been saved, and so many others inspired!
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Also known as Chris Pine, the actor who plays Captain James Tiberius ("that's the worst!") Kirk in the 2009 reboot film of Star Trek. He used to co-star in cutesy romcoms with Lindsay Lohan and Anne Hathaway, but has since upgraded his profile. Now he spends his time being an intergalactic badass and engaging in bromantics with Zachary Quinto.
Will also respond to C. Fine and Captain Fine.
Guy: The new Star Trek is awesome! Especially that new guy, Chris Pine.
Girl: The man's name is Chris FINE, motherfucka. Don't get it twisted.
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This would be any person named Chris that you think is worse than these famous people named Chris ...
Chris Benoit
Chris Martin
Chris Brown
Chris Packham
Chris Evans
Chris Pratt
Chris Hemsworth
Chris Columbus
Saint Christopher
That guy is a real cunt, yep he's for sure the worst Chris
1. The boulder puncher himself.
2. A huge, muscular gay man from Resident Evil.
3. His abs are nothing compared to his hair, humor or looks. Simply put, the hottest guy you'll ever meet.
3.1. His hair will always be on point and so
will his looks and abs (dont forget about
his dick).
4. A man so sexy he's responsible for gay awakenings.
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: Do you know that one
Resident Evil character who is gay?
Person 2: You mean Chris Redfield?
Person 1: Yeah.
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