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Tomato Baseball

The act of a male engaging in vigorous vaginal intercourse with a female while she is pregnant, specifically in the earlier months of her term when the fetus resembles a medium sized tomato or so does the head of it.

“Girl you wanna go watch a ball game with me?”
“What do you want to watch on TV dear?”
“Nah, I’m gonna play some tomato baseball with little kiddo in there, take your pants off”

by Jakerthememebaker August 5, 2021


roasted tomato

a hot girl or guy that many people think is attractive.

"Damn, did you see that girl in the coffee shop? She's a roasted tomato, man. I'd like to take her out sometime."

by cow7 April 18, 2017


tomato love

1. When a regular action is mistaken for a romantic gesture.
2. An adoration based on an idyllic but not realistic situation.

Thomas was in tomato love when Giselle held the door for him.
Ethel had tomato love for her garden, even though frost had withered most plants.

by abecedarianeroo May 26, 2021


Hot Tomato Oil

A man goes out to eat hot wings and doesn't wash or wipe his faces. He returns home to provide oral sex for his menstruating female partner.

Variant L - Two female partners, both menstruating and with spicy sauce on faces engage in 69 aka simultaneous oral

Me and the old lady are going to cook up some Hot Tomato Oil later tonight.

by James Joyce's sex letters March 15, 2024


Mexican tomatos

A nickname or slang for Marijuana, Pot, Weed,

1.What do you grow in your garden?
2.I grow Mexican tomatos

by SQIBBLEY February 15, 2022


tomato chaser

The kind of guy that chases tomato's (it girls) until they love him, then leaves them and finds a new tomato.

I shouldn't have fallen in love with him, he is just a tomato chaser

by It girl energy August 6, 2024


Tomatoed

To be red from exercise or embarrassment.

Tomatoing - verb form

Man that guy is really tomatoed

by A. T. Wilds March 12, 2016