Tommy-Knocker

Tommy-knocker is when a guy analy fingers a woman with his middle finger, while sucking his thumb on that same hand simultaneously.

That girls ass is so fine. I'd like to give her a quick tommy-knocker

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tommy-o

an intricate, unique person who is not only hilarious, but fuckin' insane also.

"yo, that motherfucka is a straight tommy-o!"
"you see that white boy? he's acting like a straight tommy-o!"

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Tommy Pickles

The annoying baby from the Nickelodeon cartoon, "Rugrats."

I'd love it if Tommy Pickles were to get SIDS and die.

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tommy toughnuts

One badass muthafucka. It can also be somebody who acts like a toughguy, or dresses like a farmer.

Hey, look at tommy toughnuts over there filling up his duramax diesel.

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Tommy's penis

Often a very small penis, the owner will usually lie and say it is much bigger than it actually is. Tommy will often pay other people who has seen this penis, to say it is much larger.

Tommy's penis is well huge

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Tommy Hawk

Co-founding father of Detroit's Incredible Mohawk Bros. Band and still the best friend of Mikey Moe Hawk to this day. Known for his bizarre antics onstage involving un-used cardboard boxes, some kaiser boiler foil and a pair of blunt scissors...YETH! Well-known antagonizer on Detroit's East Side and along with Mikey, performed internet terrorism on other Detroit-based musicians. Funny, funny stuff!

"Did you see that giant boner Tommy Hawk had on stage?" - a female fan circa 1977

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Tommy Franzina

A Fag with a mangina. Also known as a whore, slut, and cumbag.

"Hey dude did you see Tommy Franzina last night?"

"The guy with the mangina?"

"Yeah that one."

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