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use of body language and touch to express love
his love language is physical touch.
Describes an individual who makes up outlandish lies for attention and/or clout. People inflicted with the Liar's Touch may deny all evidence discrediting their lies and will get angry when confronted. Symptoms include; vague statements, sobbing for sympathy during a general conversation, and bringing up their fake problems on a daily basis.
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with the Liar's Touch, you may be entitled to compensation.
Person 1: "Nick told me his friend moved to New Zealand and died from AIDS!"
Person 2: "No he didn't. Nick has the Liar's Touch."
When the shafts of two male sex organs make contact during a ménage à trois.
He said to me when I first met him in the office kitchen that we should 'touch base sometime'. I told him I would be glad to if his wife obliged.
Haven't you heard? Touching base is the new first base.
Touch bubble is when someone is standing, sitting, laying to close to you that it makes you uncomfortable.
Or so close to you and they smell bad, you can smell their bad breath and when you try to move away they get close to you again.
"Tim smells so bad. He was in my touch bubble all night at the party"
"Sally was in my touch bubble during class and I could smell her nasty breath"
"We can sleep in the same bed but im putting a pillow in between us so you dont come into my touch bubble"
When everybody you pick up on the waiver wire in fantasy baseball ends up going off . You just cant miss.
Bum: Wtf I picked up Austin Gomber off the waiver wire and he got me -12!
Other guy: I guess u just dont have the vinny touch dude.
Fantasy winner: "Lets gooooo Framber Valdez just had another 10K game what a great pickup."
Bums: "I wish we had the vinny touch like you!"
When you sneak into the back room and baby powder your balls. Then everything you touch leaves white hand prints.
I was feeling a little swampy so I went in the back and powdered my boys, now I have The Casper Touch.
The opposite of the Midas Touch, wherein everything one touches turns to shit.
Sherry already lost her new job because she was late to work, smelled like alcohol, filed all the papers in the wrong places, and spilled coffee all over the boss. She has the Fecas Touch.