Soggy Trumpet; the act of feltio delivered in a wet and wild manner
It was 4am down a dark alley and she gave me the Soggy Trumpet
Freezing your own poo and using it as a solid dildo
I really enjoyed using my frozen trumpet last night
When an uncircumcised man is getting a blowjob from a woman and she blows his foreskin up right before ejaculating.
Fiona was a freak last night! She even gave me a Serbian Trumpet without even having to ask her.
The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.
My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.
One who's backside is like a trumpet blowing in their pants
She is a real trumpet trunks, I hear her farting during Teams calls!
A whore who loves recieving semen and rejecting it from their orifices like a bubbling trumpet
Davey Shep was a spunk trumpet he shot sperm all over, in tune may I add
A "Skeleton Trumpet" is when a Skeleton plays a trumpet but its not like a "Skeleton Trombone".
Hey i just saw a "Skeleton Trumpet"!