I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

Pre try

Pre trying is where a guy hits up a girl with a fella, but says I won't I won't try it cause you got a man

Arran said to alishas you still with your bf, so I won't try it on you pre trying

this is me trying

the act of killing yourself, but more specifically, driving yourself off a cliff listening to “this is me trying” by taylor swift

“i have to go to school tomorrow. i want to this is me trying myself”
“i’ll join you”

try not to cringe

take turns being extremely cringey until nobody can handle it anymore

“try not to cringe…”

“sticking out ur gyatt for the rizzler”

nice try Diddy

Following several accusations against rapper Sean (P. Diddy) Combs, this comment is used on various ads and posts to make fun of the fact that P. Diddy has ventured into many unrelated enterprises.

It is a way of saying “Nice try diddy you’re not taking my money”.

*Sees an ad for shaving cream on IG*

Me: “Nice try Diddy”

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try and come for my job

Probably one of the most iconic lines said by Taylor Alison Swift. ("I Can Do It With A Broken Heart" at 3:32)

Person:"'Cause I'm miserable, and nobody even knows."
Therapist that's also a hardcore swiftie:"TRY AND COME FOR MY JOB.😝😜😘"

Try sexual

Try sexuals will do anything to 'release' their hornyness. They would fuck anything. A car, pickle, pan, animal, tree.

John: OMG dude I'm soo fucking horny I'll fuck anything.

Rick: Dude I'm Try sexual which means I'll have sex with anything. It's fun. You should try it some time.

John: Imma go fuck something in my car.
> John starts fucking a tissue box when Rick comes in <

Rick: Yo dude can I join?

John: AHH FUCK YEAH.

> John and Rick have sex <