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An annoying little black child. However may be used to refer to anybody you want to make fun of.
Originated by calling my nephew a turd, my cousin called him a midget, and the term was born.
Kid: "Give me some chicken Mom."
Mother: "Shut up you little turd midget."
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A colorful and multi textured collage of defacation that can be caused by ingesting certain combinations of food one after the other.
Wow! Eating a half pound bag of Skittles, a Nachos Bellgrande, and Pasta Puttanesca for dinner created quite a TURD CIRCUS the next morning.
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When you poop so hard the turd bounces back and hits you in the ass.
Man that taco bell drive through gave me a case of angry turds. I think I bruised my butt!
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Typically a toddler that has filled his pants and then fell on his butt repeatedly resulting in a perfectly "hammered turd".
Hey Mikey..... How ya doing ya little turd hammer?
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The truck that empties porta-johns
Bobby Joe: Jeez, Wilbur! Did another varmit crawl up your ass and die?!
Wilbur: Hell no...that's the turd hearse emptying the porta-shitter at momma's house!
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Commonly assoctiated with the anus, or more specifically the sphincter that cuts the turds. See also turd cutter
More specifically pertaining to the digestive system wherein raw materials (food) come in at one end of a production line and go out as a finished product (turds) at the other. The mouth, tongue, and teeth act as the gathering function of production. The stomach is where the materials for production are prepared for manufacturing. The upper intestines are the production line where the finished product is made and the lower intestines serve as a location for product storage and incubation while the product waits to ship. The anus or sphincter itself acts as the shipping department.
Seth: I'm taking applications to work at my turd factory. I have an opening in the shipping department.
Kevin: What the fuck is a turd factory.
Seth: That's not important, the important thing is that I need someone to work really hard in my shipping department. I can handle all the receiving at my turd factory, but I really can't manage all the shipping.
Kevin: What if i wanted to receive instead of ship?
Seth: No, no. I'm really, really good at receiving. I see you as more of a shipper.
Kevin: You don't sound very convincing.
Seth: Okay. Tell you what. We can work things out. Sometimes I'll receive and sometimes you can.
Kevin: No thanks. I'll think I'll look for a different job.
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The tapered end of a piece of poop. It's cause is your anal muscles clamping shut upon the end of the exit of the aforementioned excretion.
Thanks to the fact that my my poops have a turd taper, my bunghole does not Slam Shut!
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