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A pancake turtle is an overly obese individual that is fluffy like a pancake, and shaped like a turtle.
Your girlfriend is such a pancake turtle!
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When you are almost to a restroom door/stall and someone cuts in front of you and takes the last spot forcing you to seek out a new place to go.
I was en route to take a huge crap when some turtle hopper jumped in front of me. The turtle was peaking out but I managed to contain him long enough to find another place to go.
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A Slipper Turtle is when a man is very bored with sex, and just wants to end it. The man will be looking for a way out, to end the sex and just get out of the situation. Keep in mind however, they must be performing anal sex with the girl. He will act as though he is close to a climax, and inside of ejaculation inside of her, he will urinate inside her anus. The phrase has to do with later in the day\evening when the female must perform a bowl movement. The urine will make the movement slippery, and the movement is referred to as a 'turtle'.
Man: Dude I gave Female a Slippery Turtle, she said it was the easiest turd she's ever passed.
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The act of pushing a shit out of your ass and pulling it back up inside, resembling that of a turtle head.
I went hardcore turtle hunting last night. It weighed at least three pounds.
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When you're on the beach and have to take a piss but don't want to go into the water. Instead you lay down, dig a hole near the groin area, and pee in it, much like a turtle does when it lays its eggs.
I was so hungover on the beach I didn't even wanna move, so I just laid a turtle egg instead.
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An alternate name for The Mountain Pass position. A cunnilingus position in which a woman lays on her back and her partner lies or kneels between her parted thighs. Considered to be one of the most comfortable positions in which to perform cunnilingus.
Anna: Hey, what's your favorite position for when your guy is performing oral sex on you?
Joan: Oh, I like the Pink Turtle because it's so comfortable and I can direct him to where I want to be touched.
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When you have to take a shit so bad that you can feel it crowning, but the shit has not yet breached the anus barier...the stage just before Prarie Dogging.
Dude, I gotta shit so bad I am Turtle Necking!!!
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