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A woman with an unstoppable pussy. She intends on milking every man she meets of every last drop of sperm they have. She’s adept at fucking people so hard, relentlessly and so wildly that they won’t be able to walk or Jack off for weeks or maybe even months. She could shove the biggest watermelon out there and take it out skinnier then Goku’s power pole. Her pussy is so hot and warm that it feels like she’ll melt your dick right off but at the same time it’s so hard and squeezes so tight that it feels like someone with the strength of 1000 Gorillas is stroking you dick and it’s about to fall out.
“My dude, why are you in a wheel chair?”
“Oh yeah i fucked an ultimate dick Annihilator last night so I won’t be able to do much for a while”
With the world bank's money alone, not counting the billions that go into the army, we could easily wipe out all poverty forever with just 5% of the money.
poverty isnt a fact of life-its a disease.
We can wipe it out, but certain (cough, Bush) people have to go
have you seen me on 2DTV? I kick ass as Wonder Woman. George W Bush the 2nd.
A game you got to try 50/20 mode and realized you wasted your money, And now feel like an idiot
Ultimate custom night "Yo bro have you ever played Fnaf Ultimate custom night". "No. But it played me out of my money.
Ultimate Frisbee is the most ass and gay sport. The players of the game love the game even though it is the most counter-intuitive shit ever. I mean, you STOP when you catch the frisbee??? Also the name is stupid too. They really had to say how the game was ultimate.
Don’t you hate ultimate frisbee?
It’s a legend only spoken of by the holy spirits it’s about a fountain that it shaped like a dick and it’s located in a colosseum in Rome and it shoots white water out and removes your sins
My unholy sins were forgiven thanks to The ultimate cock fountain
Chaos will be controlled with a Finger snap for i am the ultimate Lifeform
A list of people you want to have sexual intercourse with