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beyond scope or beyond one's bearing
Taking an expensive mortgage in the current economic situation seemed a long throw to Jeff and Dinna
The act of ordering two breakfast meals when at a restaurant.
There are too many delicious options on this breakfast menu. I think I’m going to pull the long Islander and order two meals.
When a guy sticks his finger all the way down his penis and pulls it out. Thus his dick resembles a long donut.
Kevin- Whats that kid screaming about?
*looks down to the bottom bunk*
AHHHHHHHHH HE GAVE HIMSELF A LONG DONUT! HIS FINGER IS STUCK IN HIS DICK!
Camp Nurse- Son why did you give yourself The long donut thats literally the most painful thing you will experience.
That big ass dildo that every girl is dreaming of.
"Babe I wish my dick was as big as your mom's Moby Long, but I still love you."
A person that is sus with jas but keeps denying it.
are you being a Jordan Long? Is jordan being a Jordan Long again?
Most expensive, cold(figuratively), and unfriendly place on Earth. I mean if you're walking around VERY RARELY anyone says "Hello" or "Hi" to you. If you try to say hello people cry "sexual harassment." Driving here especially in the summer near the Hamptons, expect to get into an accident because people drive like they had 30 cups of coffee, plus a hit of crack. Finally houses here are really expensive, a piece of shit 4 room shack would cost you $500,000+. So if you're looking for a nice inexpensive place with friendly people to live, stay the fuck away from Long Island, or New York for that matter, try the rest of the United States or even the world.
In my 17 3/4 years on Long Island, I always wanted to get the fuck outta here, or kill myself, or both.
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