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fooking wanker

A term used by the god Guenther Steiner uses to describe stupid shitheads that cant do a job correctly,( example mazespin)

a bunch of fooking wankers we have in the team, can't drive a fooking car without s🅱️ining .

by sireemopancake October 14, 2021


promo wanker

A promo wanker is an annoying skid mark from the underpants of society who will stop at nothing to get people to attend their nightclub's event. Usually a seedy male or a slutty female. They are the epitome of low and will not believe that their job is not a real one.

Oh I've got 23 notifications on facebook.

Wow. They are all invites. I Hate promo wankers!!

by Cockney46 March 15, 2014


wanker slush

A wanker slush is a mixture of a woman’s discharge and a man’s semen commonly used to makeout with each other in a passionate way.

Me and Jessica just had a wanker slush, it was delicious!

by Wanker slushy December 27, 2020


wanker nut

when colemun doesn’t listen to mckenna

“hey colemun i said put down nuggets you wanker nut”

by mario’s December 23, 2021


Wanker's Hangover

The feeling you sometimes get when you've finished having a wank, in that you feel disgusted with yourself. Similar to PFG (Post-Fap Guilt).

Jacking it to PornHub this morning gave me the worst Wanker's Hangover.

by TheBigDeeeeee September 26, 2015


little wanker

When a midget (Preferrably British) masturbates.

He's so short. He's definitely a little wanker.

by handydan March 17, 2014


Wankers Respect

To accomplish something or gain recognition from your peers which usually derives from a dare or a hap-hazard scenario which you would not put yourself into.

'John's got laid by a 72 year old? He gets some wankers respect for that.'

by Middsyuwe January 24, 2009