A person who indulges in the act of masturbation using the back of his hands
Denlie caught Jesmond wanking using the back of his hands and exclaimed "Tch! Jesmond you backhand wanker"
A Mega wanker is someone everyone pretends to like but secretly hates.
"Did you see blake"
"Oh yeah hes a Mega wanker"
A term used by the god Guenther Steiner uses to describe stupid shitheads that cant do a job correctly,( example mazespin)
a bunch of fooking wankers we have in the team, can't drive a fooking car without s🅱️ining .
when colemun doesn’t listen to mckenna
“hey colemun i said put down nuggets you wanker nut”
The feeling you sometimes get when you've finished having a wank, in that you feel disgusted with yourself. Similar to PFG (Post-Fap Guilt).
Jacking it to PornHub this morning gave me the worst Wanker's Hangover.
When a midget (Preferrably British) masturbates.
He's so short. He's definitely a little wanker.
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To accomplish something or gain recognition from your peers which usually derives from a dare or a hap-hazard scenario which you would not put yourself into.
'John's got laid by a 72 year old? He gets some wankers respect for that.'
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