trumpet weed

A slang term for Brugmansia/Angels trumpet,a plant that can have you tripping balls.It is realated to datura,only less
potent.

Dude1: I gave my friend some trumpet weed and now look at him.

Dude2: Dude he's in for a long trip.

Friend: Look at that giant mouse with a paper hat.

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sex and weed

sexual intercourse and pot is by far the most pleasurable sensation in the world immediatly followed by pizza

dude: so you quit pot? do you miss it
some hippie: naah not the pot, just the sex when i whas high.. its even better then half an XTC and halve a viagra
(sex and weed, untill global warming kills the marijuana plants or else for ever!)

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pussy weed

wild outgrowth of vaginal pubic hair

Dayummm, we gon' need a weedwacker to get thru dat hoes pussy weed.

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weed mentor

A person in your life (usually older than you by a few years) that takes you under their wing and teaches you all they know about marijuana. Lessons include: 'how to smoke', 'how to roll a joint', 'how to satisfy the munchies' and 'how to make your own bong'.

Duder 1: "So what are we doing here at your friends place?"

Duder 2: "Check this."

Duder 1: "Whoa dude is that what I think it is? I don't know how to use that."

Duder 2: "Don't worry man, I'll be your weed mentor."

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Weed Wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

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dill weed

(1.) Pickle plant.(2.) Word Beavis often uses when talking to someone he dislikes.

(1.) "Wow! This dill weed is growing quick!"(2.) "He, he he he, DILLWEED!"

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weed science

University Degree available from Australia's University Of Technology, Sydney (UTS). Student's can major in;
1. Weed philosophy and theory.
2. Bong Physics.
3. Agriculture and Cultivation.
4. Cooking.
This is a fake degree eluding to the fact that you know your cannibus very very well.

Dude1: "Do you smoke up?"
Dude2: "Do I smoke up? Hah, I got my post-doctorate doctorate in weed science. I'm majoring in Astro-Bong Physics and they are sending me to the moon to see how a bong works in space."

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