ummm.... can you say longest shlong in the entire fucking world, penetrating my tight pussy. you will never meet a man who is as kind, loving, sporty, and hard as clark. Once me and him were at the doctor, and i noticed he had a boner, so we went to the bathroom and he fucked me SO HARD!!!!!! you would be lucky if you ever met/fucked a clark.
me: HOLY SHIT CLARK PUT IT IN ME!!!!! HARRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDEEEEEERRRRRRRRi;wuagyy lasnudbkays ifg YUJHGCBADYFHAMDV
Clark is a funny and intelligent guy. If you meet a Clark make sure you hold onto him. He is the best thing that will come into your life. He will always put your first. He is just as cute as the dates he will plan. He will love you to the moon and back. A Clark is always the sexiest guy in the room. Once you find a Clark you know he is a partner for life.
Ava: Who is that sexy guy?
Jessica: that is my sexy boyfriend clark!
IM SORRY BUT WHO NAMES THEIR KID CLARK LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
heather: Hi Clark
clark: yes yes i know you hate my name
heather: IM SORRY BUT WHO NAMES THEIR KID CLARK BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
clark: sighs
I small kid who looks like the toaster strudel guy, he is also a man who loves is redarded memes.
have you seen the guy with a shovel he is being a real Clark?
A cheating hoe who talks to his ex he gives off small dick energy and doesn’t know when to stop he fucks up a lot in his life and is really insecure about every thing he does especially his body that’s why the gym means more than anything else in his life he is arrogant and not a guy you should trust with your heat
Clark has a centimeter non defeter and you could do better
Retarded- Looks like a Borak Warrior from the Captain Mighty Series. Sucks ass at baseball. Unless they are tied.
You reatrd! You're such a Clark