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Maria Williams

Maria Williams are one of the three "Untouchables" in the John Chart™.
They represent someone that is either bad, horrible, annoying, or just straight up evil.
If you see a Maria Williams within your location, try to stay away from them as much as you can, as they can infect your brain with their putrid wavelengths.

Person 1: "Man I sure love Genshin Impact, oh and my neopronouns are xen/xenself, jey/jeya."
Person 2: "Ughhh! You're such a Maria Williams."

by Diduilitm December 19, 2022


William Thiha

Great kid but when it comes up to handball he's ass. He got no chicks cause he asian. Bro eats dumplings for breakfast. But he is a great friend. He loves to flirt with boys cause he gay.

William Thiha was so bad at handball he shat his pants.

by Mr_M1ng0 August 22, 2022


smelly william

A stinky bastard who cannot control his bowels and lets out a foul stench every once in a while

Wow that was a smelly William.

by Jaycartwright6969 August 6, 2023


William Pownall

The hottest man you will ever see, with or without glasses

"wow that William Pownall is really hot"

by Mnster_enrgy December 14, 2021


bryan williams

A guy with extreme talents and charismatic good looks

Wow That guy is so down to earth ... he is so a Bryan Williams

by Nostrilman42 December 23, 2016


Robbie Williams

An English superstar who does little to no business in North America. A man who makes fun of his own arrogance and who's musical lyrics sometimes borders on softcore porn.

Songs: Monsoon, Hot Fudge, Rock DJ, Angels.

by Orange Dingo June 24, 2005

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william wallace

A Scottish rebel immortalised in the film Braveheart. Despite claims that he murdered men, women, children and religious figures there is no doubt that he fought bravely for his cause.
Eventually he was defeated and subjected to the worst form of capital punishment ever devised. Hanging, drawing and quartering. First dragged to the gallows. Then hung. Then cut down. Then gutted. Then beheaded and cut into quarters. However, this punishment did not have the desired effect and Scottish rebellions would continue for many years.
To this day Wallace remains both a national hero and, to some, an excuse for Anglophobia.

I hate the English. Look what they did to William Wallace!

The execution of William Wallace intensified the resolve of Scottish rebels.

by Tyburn December 7, 2007

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