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Wonder Check

In the US, an employer is required to pay an employee for ones's time on the job, and may only be withheld up to 30 days. To some, this means signing onto a job, working for a limited amount of time, demanding for their paycheck, and leaving.

This reflects an incompetent hiring process and lowers morale.

In some cases, they will call and/or come in, asking if they can/will receive their paycheck on payday.

A Wonder Check is called such because it leads others to wonder how they earned it in the first place, and wonder why they left at all.

"A Janice called, and left her name and number."
"What did she need?"
"She asked if she could grab her paycheck Friday, but I don't ever remember seeing her here before."
"Oh yeah, she worked here for a day and never came back."
"I see, she just wanted her Wonder Check. Glad she stopped me from doing my job to ask about her nickels and pennies."

by Splorsh June 28, 2021


one square wonder

A miraculous event where only 1 square of toilet paper is required.

I just totally took a 3 hour dump and supringly, it was a one square wonder.

by lambdaradiation February 24, 2014


Wonder Hole

Another name for a vagina. It describes the darkest, largest, and deepest hole in the world., big enough for a lot of men.

Dude: I wish I could be able to see a wonder hole.
Dude 2: Only in your dreams.

by mbruh1 October 13, 2023


Effortless Wonder

A person who puts no effort into anything but still looks good while doing it

Damn bro my girl was an Effortless Wonder

by Ace Camacho April 23, 2021


The Wonder Land

The North of England is The Wonder Land. Named this due to being better than the more southern regions of England, specifically the South East which is particularly rife with dictators and generally unfriendly people.

So, you're moving up to The Wonder Land?

by A man who mustn't be named January 22, 2011


Wondering Ball's

A promiscuous man who is always seeking and searching who can't seem to settle down.

Hey! That guy has wondering ball's I wouldn't trust him.

by Rob Ruger November 3, 2021


wonderful shouting

A big loud shout.

Whoa, wonderful shouting.

by Debskelly1985 April 4, 2023