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A person who prefers giving sexual pleasure during intercourse. Pairs with pillow princess/prince.
A pillow princess like Caroline needs a bed knight like Ray.
A suspicious brown object that you discover upon your pillow when waking in the morning. How did it get there? No one will ever know. Not safe for consumption.
Hobo Jemima: That couldn't have been chocolate.
Hobo Cletus: Why not?
Hobo Jemima: It was too stanky.
Hobo Cletus: You're right... it must have been bed chocolate! Wait, I don't even have a bed!
1:
A minor inconvenience that shall hinder your day/night until it is fixed
2:
literally crumbs on the bed
1:
Person 1: ugh its a crumbs on the bed day
Person 2: ughhhhh
2:
Person 1: I have crumbs on my bed
Person 2: damn man that sucks
Person 3: that'd explain where my weed poptart went
Person 1: YOUR WHAT
Hotel bed is a bed you can enjoy fucking (hard) in. No other reason for having one than that reason alone.
Dude my hotel bed broke from fucking so hard last night.
In a term of fucking the opposite sex while wearing body paint
"Hey baby u wanna do bed art tonight."
After a night of raucous, dirty sex, the bed stinks the next day like a skunk had been in there.
After five days of sex and orgies at a swingers slub, the smell of bed skunk was terrible.
When your tired but really need to piss
Honeshtly guys I gotta go to Benji Bed