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1: When you are so weak, it's as if you have just woken up moments before.
2: When you are sexually fit.
Guy 1: Hey man, can you help me with this couch?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I can't right now, I'm having some serious issues with some bed strength right now.
A person who prefers giving sexual pleasure during intercourse. Pairs with pillow princess/prince.
A pillow princess like Caroline needs a bed knight like Ray.
A suspicious brown object that you discover upon your pillow when waking in the morning. How did it get there? No one will ever know. Not safe for consumption.
Hobo Jemima: That couldn't have been chocolate.
Hobo Cletus: Why not?
Hobo Jemima: It was too stanky.
Hobo Cletus: You're right... it must have been bed chocolate! Wait, I don't even have a bed!
Sped in the bed means that while having intercourse, you don’t really think. Either you are bad at it, or you don’t know/care who you are sleeping with. It is usually an insult for someone who is either bad at sex, or is easy.
I slept with jack for the first time last night, but he’s sped in the bed, so I think I’ll break up with him.
When your tired but really need to piss
Honeshtly guys I gotta go to Benji Bed
A substance that’s in your bed
I walked in on my mom cleaning up some bed jelly
When you ejaculate in your bed and forget to clean it up the day later
Sorry for making you clean up my bed jelly