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If your name is Luke Cook i just have one question for you? Where is your hairline??? PLEASE TELL ME!??!?!?
Person 1- You know Luke Cook?
Person 2- You mean that thiccc boi with no hairline
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Either a junkie or a pill popper who acts in a mentally deranged way. Can also refer to someone not necessarily on drugs who is mentally deranged.
I just got jumped by some cooked cunt who wanted money for meth.
Did you see that cooked cunt yelling at everyone about Chemtrails the other day?
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someone who is cooked off their head on drugs.
look at this cooked chook
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Ellie is a very sexy, pretty, cool, wanted, hot, envied, beautiful girl. All the girls want to be her, and all the guys want to see her.
All her friends are beautiful people, because she's only friends with people who look the part.
She is very loving, and lovable, and sweet and clever, and she is very generous too - she gives to different charities each week, and she even runs her own charity called World Peace.
World Peace is a charity working for world peace. If you wish to join this charity (its completely free!), you must say the quote below to everyone you meet.
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An intense beast of a comedian who is my future hubbay. Needs to be shrined and bowed down to every day.
He puts the FUN in FUNNY.
Hes the Elvis to comedy and I dont care what people say he is amazing!
And shouldnt be referred to anything but Daney Waney <3
Boy: Ew that Dane Cook guy isnt even funny.
Girl: Dont chu mess with Daney Waney or I'll go all Zohan on yo ass!
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When a girl wears a flattering shirt that brings attention to her breasts, and hangs down to cover her fat roll. The term indicates that she purposefully misrepresenting the 'goods'
That chick is kind of cute, but I think she's cooking the books a little with that shirt.
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THIS BLATENTLY REPRESENTS AN IDEA.
ONE WHO OPERATES UNDER "BIG COOK" HAS ALL THE ASSUMED POWERS OF "GOD" AS ILLUSTRATED BY CHRISTIANITY. WHEN OPERATING UNDER THIS MAINFRAME, THE IDEA BECAME TANIGIBLE, FOR YOU, YES YOU!!!! TO DO ANYTHING YOU DESIRE, WITH PERFECT CLAIRTY AND GUIDANCE TO WHAT YOU HAVE ATTAINED.
DAMN! THAT GUY IS GOD-LIKE, HES BEEN COOKIN FOR MONEY SINCE 1977!
yeah big cook! we love big cook! big cook is in the mirror!
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