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The descriptive act of insulting a family member, friend, or stranger, by displaying personal defense implements in an aggressive fashion, while also drawing maximum attention to your actions.
I flopped some cock on my cousin, because she was wearing a Hillary t-shirt.
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A girl or woman who wears flip flops to any occasion, whether formal or informal. She'll wear them with a nice dress looking like a hoe who lost her high heels. She will turn up to her first date wearing a red pair of hawaiian flip flops, a t shirt and shorts looking like a 25 dollar cheap whore.
Flip flops are for the beach not first dates you stupid flip flop queen!
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"did you see that kickflip""ha!, more like a kick flop"
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Someone who takes a pile of bullshit, heats it up for the American public in a long-handled frying pan over a camp fire, and then flips the flop in the pan and laugh-shrugs while doing it.
They are a bunch of flip-floppers, whereas I am the Decid..., er, uh, FLOP-FLIPPER!!!
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The bending of the laws of physics when you try to plug in a USB, it doesn't fit, you flip it, it doesn't work, and you have to flip it a third time. Possible explanation: all USB devices exist in a four-dimensional plane.
Guy 1: Can you plug in my phone?
Guy 2: Sure!
Guy 1: ...
Guy 1: What's taking so long...?
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm doing the USB Flip Flop.
Used in Texas hold'em poker when there are several people who bet or raise before the first 3 community cards are drawn from the pack (known as the flop)
(Before any community cards are seen)
Person:
1) I call
2) I bet
3) I raise
4) I re-raise
5) I'm not getting involved with this Pre flop dickery, I fold!
I just fucked your bitch in some Gucci flip flops
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