The act of inserting wonder bread with the force of the thumb into the rectum of a female participant, followed by the act of retrieval using all 5 fingers in a pecking motion.
Man, can I borrow your nail clippers, I can’t get rid of all the shit under my fingernails after The Canada Goose with my girlfriend last night.
When you pop one of your balls out of the side of your pants.
Ayo my homie Errol just popped a Goose Egg
A Goose egg is when a guy squeezes his nut to look like a goose egg
"Hey Gary check out my Goose egg"
1. The delightfully sweet and hearty shell-encased life containers of the most mysterious animal; the Goose.
2. The ovaries of a *VERY* fertile woman
3. A couple 0’s
4. Bold investments
“My goose eggs will put goose eggs in her bank account, then she’ll cook those goose eggs in my french toast and imma scramble her shit”
When a male exposes one or both of thier testicles resembling a goose egg.
Joe:have you ever seen a goose egg Clark?
Clark:No wtf is that
Joe:*Goose egg*
Clark: Awee wtf man
1) Someone who is real convincing that they can perform a certain task with super ease, only to take on the task and utterly fail.
1) Granto the geeble goose took on an svt contour motor swap and failed hard.