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Three female friends who sleep with three male friends. Each of the females only sleep with one of the male friends.
Big Momma, Tits Meghee, and Chocolate Thunder were penguin sisters.
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A man who doesn't let their girlfriend kiss them and appease hormones with them.
Even if he's got a reason or excuse, he's still a no-good penguin killer!
Attentive and Loving Girlfriend: Dear, I feel like we've been together long enough and I really do love you. Can I give you a blow job please?
Penguin Killer: Darling, let's take our time. I don't wanna rush things. Besides, I have a cold right now.
GF: Alright, alright. You're right, I'm sorry. Can I at least kiss you?
PK: Like I said, I've a cold. Sorry.
GF: ... Bollocks.
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male man who likes to be banged by a black and white man at the same time.
"girrrrrrrrrrrlll, don't talk to him, he's one of those penguin poppers!"
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A penguin with epilepsy.
Simple as that.
Or, you could use it as a metaphor;
"Cor Ash, I'm shivvering like an epileptic penguin!"
" LOL!"
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To penguin is a type of kiss which in the process one of the persons vomits into the others mouth.
It's like a peak only more passionate.
omg Jacqueline and Brad just penguin kissed
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The walk, or waddle, one does as a huge shit is approaching which has come on without a solid release plan causing them to clinch they butt cheeks and seek the closest toilet for evacuation.
Luke sure had a rough day at school today. Poor kid was locked out of the bathroom in the gym, so everyone was cracking up as he was walking like a penguin back to class to use the crapper there. I think I heard a shart fart as he crossed the playground.
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