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zombie erection

When you're totally sleepy but you've got a wild boner.
Some time just fell asleep with the erection, and it stands right there, a zombie erection (zombie boner).

- Man, we take a few pics of you last night, you had a zombie erection, lol!

OR

- *YAWN* You shouldn't peek under the blankets, I've got a zombie erection

by NeatWolf May 29, 2014


Zombie Rocks

An alternate name for "Bath salts" (as in the drug). Coined after the rush of "zombie attacks" in the news attributed the drug.

Zombie rocks, they'll make you eat face.

by Dr. Killinger June 05, 2012


WoW Zombie

When some is so enthralled with their World of Warcraft session that they barely, if at all, respond to any outside stimuli; Relentlessly pursuing their virtual quests like Zombies to brains.

Jay: "Hey Sam what you wanna get into tonight, party or something?"

Sam: ..... "Need more DPS...damage dispelled!"

Jay: "Sheesh, dudes turnin WoW Zombie on me already."

by SoPhonic August 09, 2011


Zombie chew

When a person is providing oral to another person but the receiver is unable to become erect. They carry on with the oral anyway whilst it is floppy, lifeless and also referred to as “dead meat”.

Venessa- “what did you do with him?”
Jackie-“I went down on him, but he drank too much, so I gave him a zombie chew

by Caldaddy May 10, 2020


Quarantine Zombies

what the world will turn into if quarantine last any longer

OH NO QUARANTINE ZOMBIES!!!

by ProfessionalDr.PepperAddict April 07, 2020


thumb zombie

A person that idly scrolls through social media on a mobile device, often without even paying attention to the content. In extreme cases hours can be lost in this state. Interaction of any kind is impossible, one must wait for either a wifi drop out or battery low warning before engaging.

"Sue! You're such a thumb zombie, look at me when I talk to you!"

by Jcerrino December 23, 2016


Zombie kisses

Love bites on the head, above eyebrow level or back of head

After binging a couple of seasons of Walking Dead, me and my girlfriend gave each other mad zombie kisses!

by ZUUL November 29, 2018