(ALF) abe lincon facial

when one wears a top hat and busts on someones face

My girlfriend really likes her peresidents and asked me to give her an (ALF) abe lincon facial

Ab camping

Someone who falsifys wind & rain to mass viewers.

You think lonewolf is bad , check out Ab Camping !!!!

Abe Sanchez

When you try to give your friend the finger but someone else sees and thinks its intended for them. A misinterpreted flip off.

Tommy pulled a Abe Sanchez with his math teacher, and was sent to the office

Back door Abe

This is a sexual position that is done with males or females but mostly males. You start by laying on your back and bringing your knees as close to your chest as possible. You then reach around your leg and start beating your meat and finish on your face. Girls would just finger blast themselves and if they are a squirter they squirt on them selves. You can also do this with the guy on his back and legs back and have a girl lay next to you and they reach around your back side and beat your meat for you. The holy grail of this is when you are back door abeing yourself while your girl pegs you. This was started back in the early 1900’s in Mormon culture.

The man the myth the legend got back door abed and felt great!!

ab-a²

a=2
=b=3
=ab-a²
=2×3-2²
=6-4
=2

Good ab-a²

grim abe

Translated from danish: Ugly Monkey

Du er en grim abe
Translation: You are an ugly MONKEY!!

good abe

Commonly referring to someone of poise, stature, and resides in Paraguay. Often described as noble and with an above average penis

Richard: Hey, have you heard of that new kid who transferred to our school?

Teddy: My buddy went to his old school and apparently he's a good abe.