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When you have to confess your porn addiction to a friend but your text will get flagged by various parenting apps your parents installed on your phone.
Hey bro I've been a p addict for the last ten years and haven't told anybody
Buddy you're only 16
Someone that lights fires to objects to relieve stress or to calm down/relax.
Man I'm such a Pyro Addict, I had to light up some boxes to calm down.
A Facebook taggroup addict is a person who becomes a fan of almost every single tag page that facebook has to offer. These individuals spend most of their time looking for pages that they closely associate with. These individuals believe that by becoming members of such pages, it reflects their personality.
Another reason Facebook taggroup addict might join such groups is because the group page may contain a humorous picture. However, most of these groups on facebook require that a user first become a member in order to see the content. Human curiosity will take over the tag-addict, so they will almost inevitably join the group in order to see the content.
A Facebook taggroup addict is easy to spot.
There are no known cures for Facebook taggroup addiction. The best a group-addict can do is join enough pages to the point where facebook will not let them become a member of anymore groups. The current limit for groups that a single user can have is around 2000.
"Look at her, she's a member of 200+ taggroups, she must be a complete Facebook taggroup addict"
"Mein gott, he keeps tagging me in 10 taggroups a day, I think this Facebook taggroup addict needs some help!"
A catch fraise that LEGO today has to show how much he loves ketamine.
When someone is very open about their heavy drug use as if it's no big deal. Weed doesn't count since it's a pretty mild drug. We're talking heroin, cocaine, meth, ect. They'll post about it on twitter and facebook to act cool. When in reality, they look like attention whores.
FB status: Just got released from the hospital from doing too much coke!! No more drugs for a little while.
Me: Yup, public drug addict.
FB status 2: Im gonna get fucked up on speed this weekend, hell yeah.
Me: Seriously?! Not another public drug addict. *unfriends*
this person would rather stay up all night watching tiktok or youtube than go to bed. this person gets no sleep and is addicted to their phone. if you don’t do this you are either homeschooled, left handed, or a ginger.
my senpai has an addiction to staying up late.
Someone who is addicted to nicotine based things such as tanks, vape pens, juuls, puff bars, etc.
I can’t say I’m a stoner but at least I can say I’m a nic addict