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Air Jordan

A dense, lingering fart that stays afloat punishing anyone on its path.

I just Air Jordan'd myself
That was quite the Air Jordan
That Air Jordan stinks!
He just Air Jordan'd under the covers and pushed my head in there.

by Colonel Kurtz Ph.D May 15, 2009

102๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


Air Cadet

Air cadets are the highest form of cadet, many army cadets ( cannon fodder ) and sea cadets ( splashy spastics) like to believe they are smarter and more intelligent than us

When it's our firsts night of the month we tidy the building inside and out, we take pride in our uniform and are careful to not get mud on our wedgewoods/best blues and working blues, many other cadets like to think it's us being snobby, during camps we tend to be the tidiest and have he best uniform standards, many army cadets call us pigeons and say that we don't fly real planes, but we do, we also do field craft which is what the "army cadets" focus on, we mainly focus on our drill and atc knowledge, our ranking system is more rewarding and ethical, we even allow facial hair on cadets!!

Air cadet: why is stores so messy
Air cadet 2: must've been the army cadets using our stuff again.

Air cadet: hey guys I controlled a tutor last weekend

Army cadet: don't you mean a vr system cause you pigeons don't fly real planes
Air cadet: yes we do pongo

by cadet warrant officer September 10, 2019

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


air bear

A nickname for someone named Erin, who looks and acts like a giant teddy bear

Hey Air Bear, you looking remarkably fluffy today.

by Erin Nichols June 24, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


air wank

the art of miming the act of masturbation, must like air guitar but instead you are playing your man instrument.

dude 1: "woah! that was the greatest air wanking ive ever seen!"
dude 2: "thanks! i practise hard every day!"

by cock up the wrong one November 25, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


sexing the air

another type of "air humping" except you are on the floor grinding. this usually occurs when listening to hardcore songs that involve some kind of sex move.

i saw jake sexing the air when listening to Big Bang.

oh yeah, that was sexy!

by iBrokenDollz April 5, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


factory air

A whore house or "puticlub" in Spanish which is located on the A-2 highway just outside of Madrid. Lots of Brazilians and Romanians work there. Nice selection but would reccommend flowers park, A-6 Highway exit 26.

I had to pull my friend Brandon out of Factory air last night cuz he was talking to this nasty bitch from Nigeria who claimed she was Cuban. There's a lot of that....

by Shookis May 17, 2006

81๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


Air Puke

Another term for gagging.

Dude - I just puked but nothing came out. What the fuck was that?
Bro - Air Puke? That's bitchin'

by Architechnologi April 29, 2011