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Captain America is a Marvel superhero and one of the first Avengers. His best buds are Bucky Barns aka The Winter Soldier and Sam Wilson aka Falcon.
"If I could only choose one superhero, I would choose Captain America cuz he is awsomeee"
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After you have had sex doggy style with your partner you pull out, cum in your hand, do Captain America's side flip and upon landing throw your sperm into your partners face. After this yell Justice as you take a proud super hero pose which is not to be interrupted due to the partners reaction.
G: yo what'd you do last night?
D: went to my girls house and pulled a Captain America on her.
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A Christian singer, song writer, pianist, and president of the student council.
America MacDermaid's vocal and piano skills rock my socks off.
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America club is an ass team which is Barcelona's cousin which means that if Barcelona is America's cousin that means America paid the refs like Barcelona did and America had Ochoa which is not fair
And every time America plays Chivas the Chivas players are always injured but they still have to play which sucks
America club is an ass and Chivas is better niggers
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A type of condom that provides maximum freedom and convenience, consisting only of the skin from a man's own penis.
All I had was a bathroom stall and my America condom. It wasn't the classiest sex but I made it work.
Things escalated quickly in my car when she crawled on top of me. There was only time for my America condom.
David- "How was your night with Erin?"
Matt - "I can't stop smiling. Best sex of my life. I'm in love!"
David- "Wow. Did you use protection?"
Matt- "Yeah, my America condom."
Together- "<jumping high five> AMERICA!"
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America does bullshir
Your friend says “well I twisted my ankle and didn’t go to the hospital and now I have chronic ankle pain”
You go “America bad”
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