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An Austin Pipeline is capturing a log of feces. The log is then frozen and subsequently inserted into the rectum of a woman.
Can you stick that Austin Pipeline in my ass?
Let me stick that Austin Pipeline in your ass.
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The capital city of Texas. Known for it's live music and all the Californians who keep moving there. Basically the place for you if you want to say you live in Texas but hate most of the state.
Guy: Hey why is Austin, TX the capital of Texas? Isn't San Antonio larger by population and area, more diverse, and more historically relevant? And doesn't it have more to do?
Other Guy: Well yes, but Austin is more centrally located I guess. Look do you want more annoying people to start moving to San Antonio?
Guy: I guess not.
Other Guy: Then don't complain. They might ruin it too.
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a douche bag that like to beat it to mexican prono
The lazy english teacher is often reffered to as a an austin freeman by his students.
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the act of dipping your balls into the toilet bowl after using it and having your significant other lick your balls afterwards
I had my girl do the Dirty Austin to me last night.
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stop acting like an austin strong in front of my parents
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Sick tennis player, who annoys the shit out of me in math sometimes.
Horrible beatboxer
"Austin Vrabel stop poking me in the back"
"Austin Vrabel you suck at beatboxing"
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when it's 6:20 a.m & a horny boy wants to create a sperm milkshake and feed it to his partner.
"hey girl, what's some of Austin's sperm?"
"is it good?"
"YEAH, TOTALLY"
"DAMN, GIMME SOMEEE!"
of austin's sperm.
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