Up the Pope's Anus

Noe use, buggered, fucked up.

Julian: Hey Sandy, swichch the kettle on.
Sandy: Oh shit, the kettle`z up the pope's anus.
Julian: Fuck, now we can't have tea.

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anus ball trap

The act of having a woman spread her anus wide open, while you dip your balls into it. Trying not to have her close her anus and thus trapping your balls.

Yo, shaquesha tried to get me into that anus ball trap!

Don't you Eva Eva Eva try it dogg!!

stab in the anus

anything that is extremly painful.

My divorce was a stab in the anus.

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jap anus relations

A category hilariously misinterpreted by Sean Connery on Saturday Night Live's Celebrity jeopardy sketch. The category was Japan U.s. relations

Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, please pick a category
Connery: Give me jap anus relations for 200

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anus wire

wire up your anus

your anus is full of wire or u have have anus wire

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Up ur anus

1. The place where everything is hiding

2. A phrase to use when you don’t know where something is

Daniela: where is ur guacamole?
Jordan: Up ur anus

Jordan: I must’ve misplaced my essay I can’t find it
Daniela: maybe it’s up ur anus
Jordan: nope I already checked there

up your anus

To tell someone to fuck right off

Up your anus mate if you think I'm gonna suck ur mums tit

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