April 28

National Fuck Your Boyfriend Even Though Your In Like 8th Grade Day

"Where's Maja?"
"It's April 28th."
"Oh."

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April 19

The day you go out and stock up on bud for the marvelous holiday the next day.

Hey its April 19, I better contact my street pharmacist to stock up for tomorrow.

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April

Blonde swedish women who is very caring and nice and secretly tells me things on msn as we giggle about it

April14Says to you: noooooooooo

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April 27

April 27 is national grab a dick day. This is a day where you go and grab your bfs dick. (I promise he will be fine with it)

Bf: it’s april 27, you know what that means??

Gf: yep! Lemme get that dick

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April 20

One of the most interesting days of the year and a bruh moment too:
- Hitler'a birthday

- Columbine Shooting day
- Avicii's death

(April 20)
-Bruh ,is April 20, national heil Hitler day lmao

-You know I was born the same day of Hitler's birthday and Columbine shooting?
- Rodrigo ur my lil dictator

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April 28

Scare your crush day this is the day you scare your crush

Crush:....
You:boo!
Crush:ah!
You:ha scared you!
Crush:lol

He will never now why you did that it was april 28 scare your crush day~(♡w♡)

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April 10

It’s ma birthdayyyy. wish me happy birthday thank you very much.

if your birthday is April 10 you’re very cool - oh yeah somebody who should know about it will forget...

Gigi: “did you know that April 10 is Asta’s birthday?”
Mati: “oh god i thought it was APRIL 8??!!”

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