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swamp arse

A description of the sweatiness of an arse crack in a period of warm weather.

English variation of swamp anus - possibly makes more sense.

Oh dear, I think I will need a shower before I go out, I have a touch of swamp arse.

To reduce the swampiness of swamp arse liberally apply talc to the affected area.

by misterswampyarse July 19, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bear's arse

Anything that is really rough. Usually the feelings you get the morning after a hardcore drinking session.

I'm feeling as a rough as a bear's arse.

You look as rough as a bear's arse.

by Codein October 10, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Arse-Cunt

(US ass-cunt)
Noun

An arse-cunt is when a woman's vagina or anus is split so that the two together form one hole. This can either happen after childbirth or poorly lubricated anal sex (and possibly vaginal if the penis is too large).

Other words for arse-cunt include 'vagarsehole', 'vagibum', 'pussybottom', 'bum-snatch' and 'poonanus'

John and Sophie decided to have anal sex with using any KY, so her anus ripped open, creating an arse-cunt.

After going through 18 hours of labour, trying to push the overweight baby out of her body, Linda ending up with an arse-cunt.

by the dave machine July 12, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


arse burger

said when something doesn't go quite right

Oh arse burger!

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

19๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


arse monkey

An arse monkey, is a piece of turd usualy at the end of a stodgy excretion session that hangs from your ringpiece, when you shake your arse its clings to your butt branches (arse pubes), sometimes they choose to descend themselves, but othertimes a particulary stubborn monkey has to be plucked from the tree!

It is a large form of clinker or winnet!

"For Fucks Sake, Ive got a fucking arse monkey again and ive ran out of toilet paper!"

"Oh Jimmy, Its your own bloody fault, you have to eat more fruit you cheesy wanker"

by joby read January 11, 2008

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Ho-arse

A girl of Irish origin, looking to stand out in society. wording arises from Irish love of american culture

Hey boy she's nothing but a ho-arse, look at her with that silver tie , trying to stick out

by pogi1alan August 7, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


arse hole

the english way of saying ass hole!
it basically means that your a great big git all the time or at the time the person said it to you

_______ is an arse hole
quite being an arse hole

by Nichole Whyte March 21, 2007

37๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž