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The capital city of Texas. Known for it's live music and all the Californians who keep moving there. Basically the place for you if you want to say you live in Texas but hate most of the state.
Guy: Hey why is Austin, TX the capital of Texas? Isn't San Antonio larger by population and area, more diverse, and more historically relevant? And doesn't it have more to do?
Other Guy: Well yes, but Austin is more centrally located I guess. Look do you want more annoying people to start moving to San Antonio?
Guy: I guess not.
Other Guy: Then don't complain. They might ruin it too.
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Noun: a girl who sleeps around with every guy she meets. She has a new boyfriend every week and is known to carry diseases. If you see or hear of any Brooke Austins, run. A common trait of Brook Austins is snaggle tooth where the front teeth are bent inward and beyond noticeable. They tend to be very loose to the point of fisting and strip at clubs while giving lap dances to multiple men on stage. Don't be a Brooke Austin.
Guy 1: "who's that hoe with the snaggle tooth dancing on stage?"
Guy 2: "Shit, that's a Brooke Austin! Let's get the fuck out of here before we get Hep."
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a douche bag that like to beat it to mexican prono
The lazy english teacher is often reffered to as a an austin freeman by his students.
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the act of dipping your balls into the toilet bowl after using it and having your significant other lick your balls afterwards
I had my girl do the Dirty Austin to me last night.
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stop acting like an austin strong in front of my parents
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Sick tennis player, who annoys the shit out of me in math sometimes.
Horrible beatboxer
"Austin Vrabel stop poking me in the back"
"Austin Vrabel you suck at beatboxing"
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when it's 6:20 a.m & a horny boy wants to create a sperm milkshake and feed it to his partner.
"hey girl, what's some of Austin's sperm?"
"is it good?"
"YEAH, TOTALLY"
"DAMN, GIMME SOMEEE!"
of austin's sperm.
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