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A phrase used to describe an especially awkward moment in a conversation, accompanied by a rapid-slapping of the inner thighs.
She just walked the walk of shame. Awkward Salmon!
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Dude: damn it's very awkward just sitting here.
Barney: *hands on top of eachother moving thumbs slowly.*
Dude: WHAT ARE YOU DOING BARNEY?
Barney: the Awkward Turtle...
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requires two people.
person 1: places the heels of his hands together, and sticks all of his fingers out, like a peacock's feathers.
person 2: makes a fist, sticks thumb out. puts the fist at the junction of person 1's hands/"feathers" and points the outstretched thumb away from the feathers. (peacock's head and body)
awkward peacock, as appears above.
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Someone who can be easygoing and talkative when in situations that comfort them, still jumping between different friend groups as long as they are comfortable. However, this person may also show awkwardness in uncomfortable situations, like talking to someone new or giving a presentation.
Rod: "Did you know that Terry is a socially awkward butterfly?"
Mark: "Really? What does that mean?"
Rod: "It means he's confused."
"He's so awkward but so funny; he's an awkward funny kid! Bless him!"
This is a serious disorder thats most commonly found in insecure teenage girls, who talk alot about how awkward a boy is in there school, but in real life there the ones who are truely awkward. This disorder is an attempt to raise there self esteem and to appear less awkward then they really are.
She suffers from Awkwardness Denial Disorder...so if she calls yous call you awkward just slap her!.
A phrase that prefaces a Facebook status update that uses the word awkward in the same way most people use the word irony (read: incorrectly). Essentially, "awkward moments" are never awkward.
Person A: That awkward moment when you realize you will die alone
Person B: That's not awkward, that's sad and soul crushing.
As you can see, Person B is well read and has a firm grasp on the definition of the word awkward and that awkward moment when, Person A on the other hand is a sad plebeian who hasn't come to such realizations.
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