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A sex act which involves going ass to mouth with your partner and then dropping a fart in mouth of the giver.
Tito totally gave Catlin a norwegian hot air balloon last night.
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When you perform anal sex and your partner farts into your foreskin, inflating it with hot gas.
Person 1:I was banging my girlfriend's ass when she farted and gave me a hot air balloon. It was a real boner killer.
Person 2: That's why I never do anal.
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When someone buzzes on a brass mouthpiece in someone's asshole.
Dude! Some of those brass players are into some weird stuff, sometimes they'll even enjoy blowing up the balloon!
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It’s basically a midget raccoon fucked a baboon then made a baby then call coon baboon fucking a balloon
Holy shit bro, yesterday I saw a fucking coon baboon fucking a balloon. I filmed so I could finally get hard.
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When you 69 with a girl, and she farts, you reach over the edge of the bed, grab a walmart bag, and fill the bag with the stink. Turn around and start to fuck her. When when she is about to orgasm, put the bag over her head. When she gasps for air, pull the bag off and shoot your wad in her face.
"Dude, your girlfriend told me that you gave her a Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon last...good call..."
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When a dog is cleaning itself and it farts in its own face.
Oh my god, Rex just farted in his face while cleaning his junk. That must’ve been one hell of a Hot Air Balloon Ride!!!
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n. An alternative item or course of action, often used in a derogatory or quizzical sense.
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We could build a bridge across the bay, or, and here I'm just free styling, we could dig a tunnel.
Well, that is a whole different box of balloons
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