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The sexual act of crushing crackers into a condom, then proceeding to have sex
"Hey man, I heard that Brandon gave the Arabic girl in our class a cracker barrel. What a mad lad"
(This is most effective when you have been holding in a piss) When you purchase a sounding rod off of amazon, preferably a cheap and stainless steel rod. grab the rod and a consenting 3rd party and shove the rod up their ass and twist it to collect shit in the ridges of the rod. Once a moderate amount of shit has been collected on the rod, proceed to insert said rod into your erect penis and start masturbating. Try to edge for about half an hour until your penis starts to swell up and start to burn. Once you feel that you have reached this milestone, stop edging and let your penis go soft. Once its soft, start to piss. Since you have a rod up there, most of the piss will remain in your shaft. Now, continue to masturbate until you ejaculate. Now, as soon as you ejaculate you have to quickly remove the rod, this will cause a volatile load comprised of shit, piss, puss and cum to be blasted onto your partners face
Yo! Me and stacy got bored so we hit the bronkhorstspruit gun barrel! She such a freak
An insult to a person who only has one talent.
Broseph, you're such a barrel licker.
The act of two sexual partners sitting on a single toilet with one sitting on the other, the top half shitting through the legs of the bottom while they themself drop dookage.
🅱️Ethan: “The poop! Its not coming out!!
Everyone: retard stfu stop double barreling ur boyfriend in the Taco bell restroom
To refer to a situation or event where one does not wish to be a part. This is equivalent to the popular phrase "Not my circus, not my monkeys".
"Hey man if I don't pass this test my parents are gonna kill me, can you help me study?"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"
The distinctly male sensation of either having to shit or piss so bad that the pressure actually causes an erection.
Jim ate a 14 dollar order from taco bell and then drank a bunch of coffee while sitting in his car on a hot day and got fudge-barreled. He had to shit and piss so bad his dick got hard.