Texas Blond(e)

1. An unnaturally blonde-haired female who does not have the other natural features typical in lighter-haired individuals such as light-colored eyes (blue, green, or gray).

2. A darker-haired lady with brown eyes who has dyed her hair blonde.

That blond(e) has brown eyes. She must be a Texas blond(e)!

Dumb Blonde

See Silky Smooth

Silky Smooth is a dumb blonde

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the blonde with the black dress

Euphemistic term for Guinness, so called because of the dark color of the beer and its yellowish head of foam.

If you can't find love, a blonde with a black dress is the next best thing.

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bread and butter blonde

Your run-of-the-mill, generically attractive blonde girl, with nothing especially noteworthy about her appearance or demeanor, cute enough to fuck, and common enough to forget.

"Every big university needs a good 3000 or so bread and butter blondes to stock all the frats and bars."

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cat piss blonde

a girl who constantly dies her hair to the point where it's about to fall out. She then dies her hair with something like peroxide or bleach, to where her hair looks like cat piss.

"Wow, look at that cat piss blonde bitch!"

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blonde palomino hussy

Term of endearment. A woman (prefer. blonde) who is completely unaware of the field of devastation of men and boys left by her passing.

Taken from an old MASH episode.

That bailer chick is a real blonde palomino hussy.

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brown eyed blonde

a peson with brown eyes and blonde hair...this isnt very common and is usually pretty attractive. another opposite that i like on guys is blue eyes with dark brown hair...both are really really attractive and pretty rare. and girls that are opposites are usually really pretty

logan lerman, jessica alba, ryan reyolds...sorry dont have many examples that you guys would know...but trust me brown eyed blondes...!

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