tooted and booted

To expel flatulence while in motion, or to flatulate while stationary and immediately disperse as to prevent people from knowing you are the farter. This occurs frequently in large crowds. Also known as a cropdust.

Toot = to fart or flatulate
Boot = to walk, or walk away

Watch out, don't go over there. I just tooted and booted."

Aww, geese, Mike totally just tooted and booted."

Those guys are so annoying. I should stroll by and toot and boot.

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Zooted And Booted

Getting so high or "Zooted" that boots magically appear on your feet and you physically get "Booted" in the air.

Nigga im so Zooted... OH SHIT AND BOOTED

ZOOTED AND BOOTED CUHHHH

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lead boots

A person is said to be wearing a pair of lead boots when he/she is acting in a passive/aggressive manner. Usually indicated by heavy footfalls and door slamming etc. Can also be used to indicate that a person in an ill-humoured mood. Should be used especially when the person has a chip on his/her shoulder.

What's up with John?" "He's got his lead boots on.

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sheeping boots

Tall boots, like the ones that the Texas Aggies Corp Senions have that are use to Fuck sheep. You simply catch the sheep and stick its hind legs in the boots and then fuck it. The tall boots prevent the sheep from getting away.

"Man Jim did you see the boots on that cowboy?" "You damn right I did. You know how easy it would be to fuck sheep with those" "Yeah those sheeping boots sure would make it easy.

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boot-face

v- to vomit excessively after binge drinking.

That bitch had about 10 drinks!! You should have seen her boot-face all over the patio later that night!!

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fag in boots

when a faggot wears cowboy boots

Short little midget call big tall faggot, fag in boots

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boot legger

adjective/noun: meaning

One who sells replica products for a cash value.

uncle willy sold us these dvds he made.
uncle willy is a boot legger.

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