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The Pop Punk Message Bored (PPMB) is a punk rock masturbation website where users hold conversations in the form of semi-literate posted messages. It has a specific set of jargon; for example, users refer to each other as "faggots" or "fags," and off-base or unpopular ideas are characterized as "gay." PPMB fosters the stupidity, hypocritical high-mindedness, and navel-gazing of its users.
Guy #1:
I was on the Pop Punk Message Bored today. I bet it's hard for its members to maintain so many fake accounts just to create the illusion of support and appreciation for their terrible bands.
Guy #2:
Oh, I know that site. It makes me cringe when they attempt to have serious discussions on there. If they want to be able to communicate their ideas clearly and want people to take their ideas seriously, maybe they should have buckled down in their high school social studies, history and English composition classes. Instead, they post any old serious-sounding crap and are embarrassingly earnest about it. It's sad, really.
Guy #1:
Yeah, it's an embarrassing situation over there at the Bored.
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IF YOU TYPE THIS IN IT IS PROBLY WHAT U ARE!!! BAD ADVICE: SECRETLY PLAY GAMES
GOOD ADVICE : USE DRAWINGS TO RANDOMLY DRAW
IN SCHOOL BORED TO DEATH☠
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One of the classics in the Oxford English Dictionary, bore off you pikey is a phrase used a last resort when faced with a state of complete anger and desperation
Mother: please tidy your room
Me: not now I’m taking a dub
Mother: I’ll smash up your PS4 you sket
Me: oh bore off you pikey
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not to be taken literally...knickers stay firmly on...but you are just very very bored...out of your mind bored...
NB opposite of laugh the knickers off me
NB could also replace knickers with tits
Victoria Beckham bores the knickers off me...
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Used to describe ultimate boredom.
(XaXa) - Dude! I'm bored out of my mind! What should I do?
(aXaX) - Uh... Maybe go outside?
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Someone out there who is bored. That's me.
I am someone out there who is bored, and shut the fuck up
Somthing a dick neck might say almost everyday because he has nothing else better to say and its 'how bored i've gotten'
Dick Neck: This is how bored i've gotten
Everybody: OMG STFU!
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